"odd interactions and encounters:" An Attempt at Raising Readership Numbers

A recent conversation between Yoshio Fukuyama and Mr. MacDicken in Biology.

Yosh: "What would happen if I shot a bear in the eye with my beebee gun?!"

Mr. MacDicken: "It would get really pissed off, and attack you."

Yosh: "How about if I shot a bear in both eyes with my beebee gun?!"

Mr. MacDicken: "It would get really pissed off, and attack you."

Yosh: "How about if I shot it in both eyes and broke all of its arms and legs?!"

Mr. MacDicken: "It would get really pissed off, but probably wouldn't be able to attack you."

Yosh: "Oh..."

Mr. MacDicken: "Yosh, you're so stupid!! God, you're such a fricken idiot!!"

Yosh: "So."

Yes, this is the level upon which many people think. Sad, I know.