A New Look! And more too

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As you can see, Adams Blog is now sporting a more edgy and riskay look, if I may say so myself. It's all part of a new revival campaign that includes goals of raising readership two-fold (so now instead of having two regular readers besides myself, the goal is for four! Daring? Yes, I know.). For those of you who don't know, there has been a coup d'état here at Adams Blog, and the old inferior moron who who ran this place has been replaced by fresh and less stubborn and stupid leadership willing to fix things for the better. The mode of attaining our goals of popularity is three-pronged. Hence it is called "The Three-Pronged-Plan". The first prong is is a comprehensive redesign of the site to be more visually appealing (I extend my thanks to the staff of MovableType for this style called "Trendy", upon which I have made several modifications for the purpose of it better fitting the needs of Adams Blog). As you can see that has already begun. But note that I use the word "begun". Indeed I plan to be experimenting with several other visual improvements as well. Prong Two is a massive publicity campaign to raise awareness of the existance of Adams Blog. Hence we have put a great deal of people on the notifications list. If want to receive notifications of new posts, put your email address in the field for adding email notifications on the sidebar to the right. If you've received notifications before, then you're on the list. If you just want to be sure, you can add your email address anyway, and no harm will be done. Tell all of your friends about us!! We need readers! If you want to be removed from the notifications list at any time, just send an email to adam@appmagic.com with something in the subject or body making reference to removal from this list. Prong Three is a revitalization of content. As you can see, our predecessor had quite the knack for making grotesquely crappy posts, and we're here to fix that. The Constitution of Adams Blog will remain unchanged despite the coup however. If you have any suggestions regarding new content ideas, etc. we will be (unlike our inferior predecessor) highly willing to listen. Simply post a comment or send us an email at adam@appmagic.com, and we will try to find a home for your ideas here at Adams Blog where the sane people of the world ARE finally united.

10 Comments

Anonymous said:

yawn. yawn. yawn.

Anonymous said:

Doubling readership, eh? A twofold increase might only be remotely possible. Here's a quote that may help you reset your expectations:

"I have discovered, throughout my life, that it is not neccessary to be smart, rich, athletic, or lucky in order to wildly succeed. It can be done quite simply. In order to find a wealth of success all one must do is set his goals lower."

-Anonymous

The Author said:

You know, instead of yawning, you could make suggestions for increasing entry quality. Then your jaw wouldn't get so sore from yawning.

The Author said:

Insolence! Your sarcastic wit has not but an atomic shread of insight! I wasn't aware that one could derive so much entertainment from lampooning my readership levels, after all they are so pitiously low. What a simple mind you have.

The Author said:

And I have discovered throughout life that success is a highly relative term, footed mainly in random occurances which happen to benefit someone, and consequently is an utterly worthless word.

The Author said:

I have your IP address!!!!!

Anonymous said:

Adam, I think you have way too much time on your hands.

The Author said:

And THAT is the beauty of summer.

Maxwell said:

Well I was one of the origional readers and I'm always here to listen to you, the true expert of social dynamics, and well, everything.

Colin said:

You can tell you're a loser when most of the comments on your entries are by yourself...... Part II of your plan has worked: you have gained a new reader.... Don't put anything too offensive in here and you just might keep him.

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