Readership Abounds
There is good news! The volume of my known readership has progressed from being able to be counted on one hand, to being necessary to be counted on two hands! Rather interesting progress has been occurring. There are people who I don't even know commenting! I recommend writing comments because then I know who you are, and you can harrass me and say nasty things about me for everyone to read (it is obvious that this is a wish of many people). So yes. I'm rather depressed right now, but I'd issue the usual declaration of: Down with Microsoft because they are a worthless-braindead-lot-of-moronic-idiots-who-cannot-make-usable-products-and-no-I-am-not-a-hypocrit-because-I-am--running -Linux-right-now! Oh and by the way, new notifications are out.

2 hands? what does that mean. 6 people?
Oh aren't you so lucky. Let me finish Adam's comment about Microsoft: ahem. They are a bunch of stealing-anti-democratic-morons-who-could-not-write-inventive-interesting-software-if-their-life's-depended-on-it-and-no-I-am-not-being-hypocrytical-because-I'm-using-a-Mac...
Bravo!
I think that they're anti-capitalist too. Through their steamrolling of various other software companies, they remove all possible competition. The reduction in competition clearly has very negative implications for the end usability of their products (hint: this is why they're all very bad (as opposed to most computer related items, which are just usually bad)). One could also make the argument that they are anti-socialist too, because they have no interest in the well being of all classes equally and/or aren't affiliated with the government... which leads me to my conclusion: Microsoft is bad for humanity, no matter what your philosophical convictions are.