Pre-Election Speech Release

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people... welcome. I, your current sophomore class president stand yet again before you running for the office of junior class president. Oddly enough, I also stand unopposed for this position, so I shall dispense with the incessant pleas for votes. Let me be brief.
We stand on a rather precipitous point in time, where among other instabilities, there is the tendency for youths to be denied a voice in their own fate in society. It is all too common for decisions to imposed upon us without our opinions being voiced. It is imperative that through this system of representative democracy we uphold our right and duty to determine our future. Therefore I believe that the roles of leadership must be expanded; not just to plan dances and assemblies, but to be a council for deliberation on things of more meaning to you.
In addition, leadership must maintain its traditional roles such as planning dances, assemblies, or other school functions. I must admit I have gained immense knowledge during my year in class office on these topics. Although, I still can’t classify myself as a bone fide partier, I have learned many of the ins and outs of the word “partay”, improving my capacity at giving you an adequate environment in which to... how should I say this... “boogie”. In respect to assemblies and fundraisers, I look forward to using new ideas, so that we may further enhance our experiences at Wilson... because in the end that’s what it’s about: it’s about you. This whole process is about improving your life and times here. And so, I honestly look forward to serving you for the next year, as your junior class president.