Tying the Year Up into Few Manageable Paragraphs

I occurred to me a second ago that I had not completed a brief post to wrap up the year and its final bits. Wednesday was an acceptable conclusion to a year of school that didn't really surpass the average in many respects. During my math final, the chef in our class, Joel, brought in these fabuluous salmon and onion crepe things and a dessert concoction of chocolate, chocolate mousse, and raspberry sauce. Apparently he bargained some deal to add points to his grade in exchange for cooking for the class. I don't even want to talk about the test. It was the most idiotic thing I've ever done because she didn't teach us any of the material from the chapter. Then there was the english final which was also kind of dumb, and most people, myself included, didn't try terribly hard on it. It was a comparative analysis of two pretty bad books.

So now I need to sum up the year in a single dose of brilliant verbal elixer. Ahah, ha, ha. This year was kind of boring for the most part. Teachers tended to be worse. I developed a particular knack for creating extravagant plans of academic suicide, and ways of giving more and more money to the college board.

Nevetheless, this summer is going to be full of great mental euphoria, characterized by a complete rejection of all inferior forms of intellect. Ha! I'll leave on that slightly disjointed note.