We-e-e-ell...
I went to the beach this weekend. It mostly rained, but I persevered and had some fun. I read my new favorite play. Sartre's No Exit. It's pretty brilliant. If you haven't read it, you really should. "Hell is other people." How could it be more accurate? Just google the following: sartre "no exit". There are a number of hits with the script online. It doesn't take more than an hour to read, so there's no excuse for not doing so, unless you've seen it or read it already.
I also started a really interesting biography/literary criticism of JRR Tolkien called Tolkien and the Great War. It's a biography which also discusses the impact of WWI on Tolkien's mythology. Tolkien was incredibly smart and essentially went through a secondary education which almost solely taught classical languages and literature. He competed in King Edward's School's annual debate entirely in Latin, as well as debates in Greek. Talk about a waste of time, but still pretty amazing. He became obsessed with Old English, Old Norse, Finnish, and the various mythologies associated with each culture; hence, there are a strong Germanic and North European elements in his literature. I was muddling around with some Old English and Old Norse, and apparently there are 7 classes of strong verbs and 4 classes of weak ones in each language. That's utterly absurd! Strong verbs are "strong" because they break the standard morphological rules: the equivalent of a stem-changing verb of the Romance languages. That's a lot of deviation from the norm, and probably doesn't include radically irregular verbs like "to be," "to go," etc. Nevertheless, there is no doubt that Old English is far superior to Modern English. Although, from my knowledge, modern Norwegian is a fairly simple and regular language. I'll have to check out some of the Norse mythology. It sounds like an interesting contrast to more "classical" Greek and Roman mythology fromt the book I'm reading. It apparently has much darker elements, undoubtedly a reflection of the colder North European climate, denser forests, and otherwise less hospitable environment.
Speaking of inhospitable, I made my first error in our series of qualitative analysis labs! I had a perfect streak right through my first double solution. I messed up one of the four ions, and Mr. Wilson wouldn't tell me which one because he felt that he had given me to much explanation clarifying his faulty procedural instructions. I figured that it was the ion I had formerly suspected to be carbonate. I realized that I had to use an uncentrifuged solution because carbonate was added in the centrifuging process, thus giving me a false positive in my test for carbonate. When I tested the uncentrifuged solution for carbonate, I did not notice bubbling but some kind of gas seemed to have evolved (counterintuitive). I still have to run some tests to check my other negative ion, chlorine. Both the positive ions are surely correct. Strontium is pretty obvious with a flame test, and seeing as I probably burnt some nose hairs performing the crude test for ammonium (wafting and smelling it; somehow that sounds very scientific...), I reckon that it's in there. Since I'm done with all of my math for the week, I figure I can skip it to work on the labs. Our very french substitute was perfectly fine with my doing so today.

It's ok, I ended my perfect streak on my 2nd double chemical. It was a positive ion, and I had had to do that yellow test, and I couldn't really tell the difference, so I got it wrong. Ah well, not something to lose sleep over. Mr. Penk did enjoy telling me I had 1 wrong though. Hmph.
Don't feel bad about getting something wrong. I got both of my singles on the second try. I couldn't smell the ammonia, and I can never get borax beads to work.
And if you had to centerfuge, why are you testing for carbonate in the first place? He'll never give you a group 2 anion with a group 1, 3, or 4 cation.
Oh, that last comment was me.
I got one on my second try too. But at least I have an excuse. There is absolutely no testing procedure in a double cation solution to determine the difference between calcium and the other metal that burns yellow. So I guesed calcium the first time and got it wrong. Then I guessed the other and won the prize.
Please defend your claim of Old English being better than Modern English.
The phonological accuracy (proper term?) of Old English is approximately 95%, compared to Modern English's stunning figure of about 65%. In addition to having a highly phonetic orthography, Old English has a much more regular syntax and morphology. English uses often illogical word order distinctions to illustrate grammatical functions of the components of a sentence. Because English was once a fairly inflected language, Modern English has a weird mix of inflectional and analytic characteristics. Old English is much more regularly inflected. Furthermore, Modern English has incorporated a huge array of loan words from the Norman invasion of 1066 and other more recent sources. This means that there is a gigantic array of synomyms. Old English essentially has a Germanic vocabulary that is not unnecessarily large. Modern English has the largest vocabularly of any language (except for perhaps Chinese, due to its massive word-building capabilities). The vocabulary of Old English, while dated, is much more efficient than its modern counterpart. Even with a smaller vocabulary it still has a great literary capacity. Just look at Beowulf, Chaucer, and Ælfric.
Forget Chaucer, I think he may have been in the Middle English period.