AP-parent Doom

So. The AP Physics test was today. In my infinitely asinine, hubris-laced foolishness, I elected to take the calculus-based C exam instead of the algebra-based B exam which my class covered. I was feeling quite confident as of 11:59 today. I had scored about 80%-90% on the free-response questions from tests over the past 3 years on both mechanics and E&M. At high noon today, my body was struck by a vertically oscillating blade of position y(t)=cos([10^56]t) (take note that that is faster than the speed of light), which began to move at t=0 when my body was halfway under the blade already. Although I am legally bound not to discuss any of the test questions here, I will say that it tends to be very difficult not to perform royal face-plants on tests when the examinations don't actually cover the most important and significant topics in the syllabus, but instead test minute, paltrey and unimportant ones. That is all I shall say. I must go moan and flagellate myself some more.