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I'm receiving some award tomorrow at the Senior Awards Ceremony. I'm not a senior. Odd. I hope it's money.

Money. Pecuniary matters. Pecus.

I've decided on what I should do with my life. I should invest my money and become ridculously wealthy while living a quiet life at a major research institution as a theoretical physicist, which will hopefully require me to do a lot of traveling on a university budget. It's really quite brilliant. There is strong empirical evidence that suggests that what everyone has been saying all along is true: money can buy happiness (a Dartmouth economist published a study concluding that, on average, $100,000 of additional income is worth the happiness of marriage--with none of the misery). This way, I won't actually have to do anything besides thinking, talking to people, and occasionally writing, and if I'm a failure in every respect of life and labor I still will have a bucketload of money to appease me. I'm not sure why more people don't think of life this way.

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Me said:

More people don't think this way for two critical reasons:

1. Investing != becoming ridiculously wealthy

and

2. thinking = bad

However, I agree with your general sentiment. Being rich would be nice...

Colin said:

I also supposedly got some award too. Maybe it was High Five or something. I think your plan looks pretty good, but don't underestimate love.

kiva said:

no, because i don't do high five, and i got one too. my mom called all these people, and apparantly i got one for math. and although it's probably not money, i'm sure it'll look great on college apps.

Adam Anderson said:

College, college.... blah, blah, blah. Kids these days spend too much time stressing and worrying about college.

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