Voila!
Stanford just accepted me. There's no way that they'll match Chicago's scholarship package though. If nothing else, it's a nice ego boost. Now, time to head back home and see if a certain 9x12 package from Princeton decided to arrive in my mailbox today...

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ncf/2005/0919/photo/i_stanfordtree_195.jpg
I should have applied there.
By the way, Yale rejected me.