quotd - Lunch Conversation

Jonathan: Yeah, my mom cries every day now that I'm going to leave for college in about a month.

Adam: Really??

Jonathan: Okay, so it's actually more like every other day.

Adam: My mom is ecstatic that I'm leaving home, and my Dad is so happy, now that he doesn't have to pay my tuition, that he's considering buying a Corvette in celebration.

Ian: You're both so bourgeoisie.