Imposter

Sorry for my vapid postings recently: I have too much stuff to do. But here's yet another...

Since nothing happens in Hyde Park, the UChicago Maroon has practically nothing interesting to write about. To fulfill my fix of college newspaper, I consequently must go to other schools. The Crimson and Daily Princetonian are pretty good. The Stanford Daily also recently impressed me with this article. Only at Stanford...

Imposter Caught

Update: Apparently my claim that this would only happen at Stanford is false, as this article from The Crimson confirms:

Murky Past Trails Man to Harvard

I guess the truth is that Chicago appears just miserable enough to most outsiders to keep all the imposters away...