Quote of the Day: February 2003 Archives

"It's what you do to it that makes it not work!!"

--My Mother (referring to our two printers that have broken in the past 7 years in an attmept to accuse me for their failures)

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

--Rich Cook

"I have an excellent understanding of social dynamics."

--Ted Sanders

"But, 8 ounces is a pound!"

--My mother